White House Unveils New GM Concept Cars.

Washington, DC (BNSE): The White House was swift today in dismissing claims its lack of experience in the automotive industry would adversely impact its control of General Motors.

Many economists, inside and outside the industry, expressed concerns the appointment of a 31 year old in his first government job and no experience in either industrial manufacturing, or business, would hinder General Motors efforts to emerge from bankruptcy.

"Nothing could be further from the truth," a White House spokesperson said early today at an informal briefing. "In fact, the Administration feels strongly that this lack of experience will bring new, exciting ideas to GM, and lay the groundwork for America leading the world in 21st Century auto manufacturing and sales."

Demonstrating this "new thinking," the White House released a series of drawings and photos of advanced prototype Administration designed GM vehicles of the future. The spokesperson added, "I dare anyone to look at these concepts and not get excited about GM and the future of the American automobile industry."




An early concept drawing. The thing on the right has wheels, which Administration officials were assured were instrumental to a car. The birthday cake and box are metaphors for this new advanced vehicles' design was a gift to both the American people and the world.




Advanced interior design and materials will be a hallmark of all Administration designed vehicles.




This environmentally friendly advanced prototype will "run on pee" once they develop and engine powerful enough to make it move.




Futuristic design of a vehicle which will double as living quarters for displaced citizens. Notice, the person is very happy.



"The sky's the limit!" Concluded the White House Spokesperson. "While many things at GM will change, some will always remain the same."

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