California Supreme Court Celebrates Being in Charge.

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California Supreme Court Celebrates Being in Charge.



Sacramento, CA. (BNSE): California Supreme Court Justices celebrated the fact that they are still in charge of everyone's lives today with their controversial ruling on the Constitutionality of Proposition 8.

The ruling stated in part:

[The Court] upheld same sex marriages that were already performed but upheld voters' rights to ban gay marriage through the
state constitution.

An estimated 18,000 gay couples tied the knot before the law took effect. The ruling suggests that
gay couples can be afforded equivalent rights to heterosexual married couples but perhaps under a different name.Gay
rights demonstrators flooded the courthouse before the decision and immediately started protesting the ruling. Supporters
of gay marriage had argued that the Legislature should have approved the change to the California constitution because of
the vote's impact on the equal protection clause.



Spokesperson for the Court, Jen Hacksalot, said shortly after the release of the ruling, "The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here today, but it will never forget what we have done.

"Today, the Court has affirmed in one voice that the public should look to us to determine their place in society and happiness in life. This extends from the boardroom to the bedroom, it is everywhere, and a sign of the progressive nature of 21st century American jurisprudence. A hundred years ago people could sleep or live with whoever they wanted and it was largely private. Personal relationships were evaluated by how long people knew each other and their general character rather than a random and arbitrary system of government and legal regulations. It's hard to remember a time when people could do whatever they wanted and have the law call it legal just because it did not hurt anybody, but it was once a reality. This ruling continues a long trend toward a better system of peace and security and freedom for everyone.

"Now, instead of people running aroung living their own lives, those decisions will be made by the experts, us."

After further questioning, Ms. Hacksalot, a member of the California Public Education Curricula Committee, stated she never heard of Abraham Lincoln before, and expressed shock that there was ever a Civil War in the United States.

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