Shameless Self Promotion Alert!!!!

From the BSNE Palatial News Compound:  The Best News Site EVER! Editor-in-Chief, Fuzzy, proudly trumpeted BNSE's scooping of all other major news sources by predicting the passage of new Global Warming Legislation by Congress in a "hysterical frenzy during a perceived crisis."  Additionally, BNSE accurately predicted the inclusion of hundreds of pages of amendments added to the legislation during the night before the vote to approve the Bill, and the fact that virtually no elected official would actually read the Bill before they voted on it.

From "White House Losing Patience with North Korea."

"According to President Obama, 'We have an aggressive agenda of change planned for all aspects of American government and life.     Right now, the two most pressing issues are getting health care reform and green energies legislation passed, so this country can get back to the business of creating 21st Century jobs for a 21st Century workforce.  The problem is there is just too much attention being paid to what is actually in these legislative initiatives.'

"'This is where, I honestly have to say, I am disappointed in North Korea.  They have been going on and on for months about going to war this, building more nuclear weapons that...  But all we've seen are a few crappy missile tests.  What we need from them is a major distraction so we can push these critical initiatives through Congress when nobody is watching.  Like we did with both Patriot Acts, the bank bailout, the Stimulus Package, and my 2010 Federal Budget.'

"'That would give us at least all day Friday to get our special interest groups together to write the legislation, and urge immediate action from Congress before the weekend.  Worse case scenario, we'd have to alter the language of the bill from what the Houses of Congress approved and print it overnight Friday, and then have the full House and Senate approve the measures Saturday morning before anyone has a chance to read them.  This would give the Representatives and Senators ample time to return home to their constituencies and schedule appearances on the Sunday morning talk shows.'"

Now, a week later, major media sources report: 

"Democrats spent much of the week tweaking the climate change and energy bill in order to secure the support of wavering colleagues, with the alterations being placed in a 301-page amendment which was added to a nearly 1,200 page bill. Such legislative horsetrading is commonplace, but what upset the Republicans was that the amendment wasn't released until 3:09 am Friday morning."  CNN.com

"Pelosi told reporters that she wanted to take advantage of any political opportunity to advance climate change legislation.

Editor-in-Chief, Fuzzy, expressed cautious satisfaction of his award winning news team, "Who da man!  Who da man!"  he shouted repeatedly. "What's your 'Great American Panel' think about that Hannity?  Huh?  CNN sucks, and "The New York Times" couldn't carry my jock strap.  Oh, yeah!" 

Fuzzy conceded that, in fact, the BSNE article was not completely accurate in that it predicted a confrontation with North Korea as the crisis which would precipitate the passage of green legislation, however, "Like the article said, the White House was getting tired of waiting.  So, we said North Korea, turns out it was the death of Michael Jackson.  Same difference.  Personally, I'm pretty wrecked up about Farrah passing."  Despite the inaccuracies, Fuzzy still sees the story as a scoop considering the multi-million dollar budgets afforded most major media outlets while BNSE completes its work with little more than, "A few packs of cigarettes and a case of beer."

Fuzzy concluded by pointing out BSNE's 136 unique Internet visitor hits in the previous 24 hours more than tripled msnbc.com's traffic for the entire week.