Billionaires Coordinate Who To Screw Over Next.

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Billionaires Coordinate Who To Screw Over Next.

Billionaire club in bid to curb overpopulation


America's richest people meet to discuss ways of tackling a 'disastrous' environmental, social and industrial threat




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SOME of America’s leading billionaires have met secretly to consider how their wealth and power could be used to slow the growth of the world’s population and speed up improvements in health and education.

The philanthropists who attended a summit convened on the initiative of Bill
Gates, the Microsoft co-founder, discussed joining forces to overcome
political and religious obstacles to change.


Another guest said there was “nothing as crude as a vote” but a consensus
emerged that they would back a strategy in which population growth would be
tackled as a potentially disastrous environmental, social and industrial
threat.



“This is something so nightmarish that everyone in this group agreed it needs
big-brain answers,” said the guest. “They need to be independent of
government agencies, which are unable to head off the disaster we all see
looming.”



Why all the secrecy? “They wanted to speak rich to rich without worrying
anything they said would end up in the newspapers, painting them as an
alternative world government,” he said.

 


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6350303.ece


BFBE has learned that global overpopulation narrowly beat out "Burning Children to Stone Effigies of the Billionaires", and "Taking All Virgins to Their Beds" as the just cause most deserving of their philanthropy.

Another guest of the meeting told BFBE, "It all went pretty smoothly. Our main goal was to just make sure we were in control of as many people's lives as possible. You know, dictating everything for our own betterment at the expense of theirs... You know, same ol', same ol'. But that not taking a "crude vote" thing really seemed to catch our attention. We're informally looking at rolling the idea out to the entire United States and Europe for the next election cycle."

When questioned as to the groups concerns that many would view their meeting as a kind of World Government, this insider said, "That's just ridiculous. Our meeting has nothing whatsoever to do with World Government or fascist like domination of every man, woman, and child on the planet... Not a thingy-dingy." He then winked at this reporter, made an "OK" sign with his fingers and scurried away.


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